So, last night at about 12.30am I woke up as there was a very loud noise in my back yard and my room was all lit up with bright lights! UFO's! I knew it! They have come to gain all the knowledge in my brain. Noop, not a UFO, just Farmer Brown doing things to his crops in the middle of the night.
Farmer Brown came by three times last night but the odd thing? This morning I went to the field at the back of my house. There is no evidence that anything was done to the corn crop. Nothing is bent over. Nothing has been removed.
Maybe it really was UFO's!
(Maybe I have a implant now!)
4 hours ago