Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Painfull subject.

Right off the bat I have to say "Sorry Mom" and also sorry to all you gentle readers out there.

On my road trip back I developed a little bit of a problem. I'm sure all of you have had the same problem but maybe you never really had a name for it, much less a scale for it. I'm here to help and to define the level of pain. Really, I'm just here to shine some light of the subject.

BB- This is short for Butt Bother. Just sitting a little bit different in your seat can help.

FF- This is short for Fanny Fatigue. You find that you are getting a little squirmy in your seat as the seat shifting only helps for a short time.

PP- This is short for Posterior Pain. By this time, you can shift in your seat as much as you want but that wont help. You're starting look for a place to get out and walk around.

AA- Yep, this is short for Ass Agony. At this stage you would pay big bucks for a butt massage and you think that maybe you should open up a road side stand and offer that service as you would pay for that and your pretty sure that others would too. This just might be the way to make your millions!

So the next time you're doing a road trip, you have a name for your pain and remember, you're not alone.


  1. Wow, I never knew butt pain had so many names. Thanks for enlightening me!

  2. Krissy, Krissy, Krissy. You don't really have to bare all. There are some things you can (and should) keep to yourself. That being said, there is one other level...it is TT as in Tingling Tushie...you get it somewhere after BB but before AA.

  3. Hehe... hey that is good! I know those very well!

  4. That's great! You know having butt pain just means you need to do more road trips and get some callous built up on you butt.

    I'm experiencing the same thing sitting for 8 hours a day.

  5. Oh Krissy you make my day!!!! And Patty I love the TT!!

  6. LOL! Now I have several names for that discomfort. Thanks!

  7. Funny! Love your descriptive initials of pain.

  8. Wow Krissy - What a different day today than last Thurs when we did our road trip. Today we would actually be able to see just where we were on the top of the mountain and would probably even find Blue Lake!!! Supposed to be around 65 today!! P.S. Where is todays post (Thurs) = are you slacking or busy soap making??!!