I know, this is the 3rd post in a row about the #$@(*&^ kittens. The love fest is OVER! At work today I told my friend ( can I really call her that now? ) that I was not sure of the love as why would she give me little fluff balls that have razors and needles in their paws? Harvey, the little black one is all mew mew mew mew mew mew mew, and he follows me around.
The bathroom used to be a place that I liked going to. A little peace and quite and yes, a little reading may happen, but not when you happen to have the son of satan for a kitten. SOS was at my feet doing his little mew mew mew thing and then BAM! I had 1 pound of kitten hanging off my right thigh, holding on for one of his 9 dear lives with 10 little razors puncturing my delicate skin.
I was not a happy camper! I ripped SOS off my leg and tossed him to the floor. ( Underhand toss ) and he was right back at my feet looking all cute and fluffy and tried to jump again but I blocked with a fast knee to the body. I'm going to have to close the door when I go to that room from now on.
Don't think that Colby is much sweeter, not as annoying but she will be all nice like and puring and then she gives your thumb a big old chomp!
Right now they are both sleeping all curled up on my chest being all sweet. I probably will keep them for another day.
1 year ago
I keep laughing and I've reread it several times. I'm picturing SOS hanging from your pale white fleshy leg and it makes me start laughing all over again. Myabe you'll have to change their names to Razor and Claws.
ReplyDeleteDeclaw baby, declaw!!!
ReplyDeletejanice
What is it with cats and bathrooms? My two fuzzbutts shove their way through the door when I try and close. Add a toddler to the mix and it's one cramped party in there.
ReplyDeleteFor the claw, if you didn't want to declaw you can use "Soft Paws" to take the 'edge' off the claws, as it were. http://www.softpaws.com/
Those little buggers! I know just what you mean. It will get better as they get older I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteYup, BTDT.
ReplyDeleteOh, the things we endure for animals.
ReplyDeleteKittens are cute. Kittens are sweet. There's a bloody reason we told Kitty she had to pick an adult cat when she was looking for her own kitty.
ReplyDeleteLuckily, this is all a stage that they will out-grow. Then they will be past the curtain climbing booger stage and on to something else just as annoying and frustrating. Then one day, they'll bring you their first mouse and even if you're grossed out, you will be so proud of them! Eventually though, in a year or so, they will be well behaved for the most part. And in a cou0le more years, you won't be able to imagine life without them.
FWIW, if you think you want to declaw them, please research it. De-clawing can cause other behavior problems to crop up and make them defenseless if they're outside. (Not to mention the practice is a bit barbaric and inhumane imho).